where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I want her autograph on my taint
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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