somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
