If i could tip my vagina, i would.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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