Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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