i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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