Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I could make wine with my vomit
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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