Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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