dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Even my vagina gasped.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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