Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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