Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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