come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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