Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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