Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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