And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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