just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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