i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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