there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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