We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
