The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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