heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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