the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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