Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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