It's Friday. Sex?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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