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• (313): View more from Michigan

  "You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB

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• (914): View more from New York

  This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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  maybe it's her son

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  thats not any better.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party

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• (310): View more from California

  But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed

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• (831): View more from California

  dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.

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