ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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