apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're a disaster
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