quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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