What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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