The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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