Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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