apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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