hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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