I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It's just like the Real World with babies
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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