So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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