Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He has the fingertips of a God
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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