Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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