I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Less talking, more tequila
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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