oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
