I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Boobs speak an international language.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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