ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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