Nicole vs. Life
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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