She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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