Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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