I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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