question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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