Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
