Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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