If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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