I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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