we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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