I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
how drunk are you?
Several
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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