Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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