no one should ever give us hovercrafts
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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