I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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