I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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