I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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