I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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